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🪵 VAR: Haaland's wood-chopping pre-season, Bournemouth's Michael B. Jordan kit, Mata in Denmark
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🪵 VAR: Haaland's wood-chopping pre-season, Bournemouth's Michael B. Jordan kit, Mata in Denmark

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Erling Haaland spent the summer hibernating. Waiting. He also chopped some wood.

With the 24/25 Premier League season just around the corner, the Manchester City striker is back in training and looks fit after his Dad put him to work in the Norwegian forests.

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